Tuesday, May 19, 2009

HEY! Summer's A Comin'!

Corn on the cob, watermelon - don't you feel bloated already? Swollen feet, failed deodorant - ooohhhh summer's comin'. Summer's a comin' do I look fat in this? Definitely! Well, how 'bout him? He's a fat pig too. Sorry, just joking. He's a fat pig also. Pig?? want a pork chop? No! Hand me that jar of mayo and a spoon. Argh - summer's a comin. Bring me a saw for my toenails. Yeah, the living is easy - too easy.


  1. Always making me laugh... my favorite comment,"Bring me a saw for my toenails." Lol!
    Hope you're enjoying your first day of summer in Chicagoland:)