Tuesday, May 19, 2009
HEY! Summer's A Comin'!
Corn on the cob, watermelon - don't you feel bloated already? Swollen feet, failed deodorant - ooohhhh summer's comin'. Summer's a comin' do I look fat in this? Definitely! Well, how 'bout him? He's a fat pig too. Sorry, just joking. He's a fat pig also. Pig?? want a pork chop? No! Hand me that jar of mayo and a spoon. Argh - summer's a comin. Bring me a saw for my toenails. Yeah, the living is easy - too easy.