Friday, February 26, 2010

Somebody Please Make It Warm So I Can Stop EATING!

I actually found a half eaten a piece of provolone cheese in my purse. I'm like an alcoholic that finds herself lying in the alley at dawn. Can somebody please make it warm, I need a popsicle, my gardening gloves and a tan! All I'm growing now is hair on my upper lip and I have no desire to see my Avon lady - Can somebody PLEASE make it warm?

Disillusioned in the Midwest - Ree